It all started off with breakfast in the a.m., party in the p.m.. We went and got a quick breakfast and headed off to class and back to the dorm. We had work to do in the gym but when we got there BRUCE was no where to be found. He had left a sign on the door saying "do your regular job", but good ol' Bruce didn't know that the closet door was locked. We lucked out. We swept the gym floor real quick and left the dust on the floor cuz we didn't have a dust pan to scoop it up with. We returned back to our dorms and....sat. By 11:30, we were all ready for lunch. We had a scruptious, mexican enchilada casserole. Yummy, right?! We left to the SU (student union) and played pool. It was a frast.
We all met back at our rooms and Jasmine and I decided to go get new headphones. We had to walk to Radio Shack and we got some crappy headphones. We had plenty of time to waste before the boys soccer game so we decided to go to Rite Aid and look for "spray". We didn't find any, maybe thats why Taft stinks so bad! (read out loud, with a lisp) We were really craving Subway so we went in and got some. We got Buffalo Chicken, it was freakin good. We added food like lettuce, olives, mayo and mustard, ranch dressing, and onions. We walked into Albertson's to look for some "spray" but they didn't have any. Maybe thats why Taft stinks so bad! We decided to go over to the soccer field and sit and watch the boys warm-up and eat our Subway. We almost died like 7 times. (Eight in a lifetime). The game began and the other girls and Max came and sat by us. I guess the game got off to a relatively slow start, but Tyler spiced things up with a sweet goal right over the goalie. Of course the other team retaliated with a goal not to long after. But when they scored they celebrated like real cocky jerks! It all got nasty from there when a penalty was rewarded to the other team (who was the other team anyway?). Everyone was crowded into the goalie box. Number 4 from Taft and number 14 (snoop dogg) from the other team just got real ruff all of a sudden and statrted pushing and shoving one another. It happened so quick, everyone was in everyone elses face. The ref was funny, he couldn't even control them, as no one would listen to him. People from our team had to calm Snoop Dogg down. The drama didn't stop there...many more little arguments broke out. Im suprised no one got a red card, however there were many yellow cards. The game kept going and we scored again. At half it was two to one- Taft. We ran back to Radio Shack to go exchange the crappy headphones. We went for the green Skull Candy headphones. They are so sick! As we were walking back we tested them. Oh man, they're frawsome! Once I put them in you might as well not talk to me, because I don't read lips. You can't hear a thing except the tune you're jammin' out to. I felt like I was under water. Christine claims I was yelling. I think she's just sensitive......lol. Anyway back to the game. We were making fun of the goalie, he was getting red in the face. Then he told Desiree to shut up in a very very unappropriate manner because of a foul on his team. Naughty naughty goalie! Our team was getting thrown around like a ole dirrty sack o' potatoes. One instance we remember was Columbia getting picked up, held for ten seconds while screaming, and thrown down on is back. Soon after that we heard this idiotic noise come form the right. Luckily, Christine was recording at the time and got the event on tape. Stupid little boy trying, most likely, to get attention. He ran into the garbage can and ate it. All of the girls including the volleyball girls burst into laughter. His little sister quickly rebuttled(Baylee Day, Taft 2009) with "Don't laugh at my brother!" He kept coming back with dumb stuff like..."Do you get payed to laugh at people." "Do you guys even go to school!?" "You must hate your mom!" and other shhtuff. In the end Taft were the victors. Three goals to one.
We walked back and went to weights. Weights was short lived, really boring as always. Dinner was afterwards. Gourmet ravioli. No, it was actually really bland.
We got back to the dorms and got ready for work. Of course Jasmine got the extra large shirt. Once we were all set up for the game, the National Anthem began. Oh-say-can-you-see...Sean and Stephen made up thier own soundtarck, which was lovely. The game began, and Freddy, oh Freddy looked oh so innocent and cute. The gym was packed. TAFT VOLLEYBALL, ROOF, was victorious with three great games to Merced's zero. The game ended and we began another game. Its called whip-the-heck! What you do is, take off your lanyard, and violently swing your arm with the intent to whip the heck outta someone. Oh it was so enjoyable. We got some good whips, bwahh!
Immediatly after, we met a group of soccer dudes. William, Alex(Columbia), Christian, Mckeen, y Tyler. They were funny. They came to our humble abode and over stayed thier visit. They were really rude and were making fun of me because I couldn't say Ivangeno. They kept wanting to party, but no one wanted to party with them. Jasmine got creeped on really bad by Jesus.
We drove over to the Ash dorms and visited the Puerto Ricans first. They were boring and rude. So we tried to go to room 19. We went to room 8 and Jasmine was really creepin on the room, even though nobody was in there. We left and went and talked to Josh for a second and then Des told us to go back to room 8. Just as we were knocking they came back with McDonald's, thanks for sharing..oh wait they did. We got into the room and they asked us if we wanted strawberry sundae's. Jasmine and I jumped on that offer. It was devine. We sat around there, bored and they proposed a challenge on us....a dance-off. Hmmm okay. We all got into one of the rooms and started looking and "planning" our dance. Desiree found a bracelet, Bri found a jacket, and Jasmine found shorts, and were given sunglasses. That's our new obsession..we planned out the rest of our dance and were ready to battle. They boys all came out with the same shirt on and circled around. We lost. They did good. Then we sat again, bored, forever! We decided to leave because we were so bored.
We got back into the T DORMS and heard about this party. We went to the apartments and sat there watching all the people. They were funny and drunk. Freddy wanted his gum back and looked like he was going to cry. He was dancing. Stefan put on Halle Berry and was singing it really loud and beligerant. We met this girl named Alexis or Alex-is. (thats how you pronounce it). Jasmine stole yet another item, this time Stefan's lakers hat. He really wanted it back and was trying to get into the car to grab the hat. We hid the hat and started to leave but Freddy wanted us to give hugs. We gave them hugs and were off back to our rooms. The night ended after that. Pretty fun night if you ask me.
And thats what happened, now and today....
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